You know you're not ready for kids yet when:

Your nephew throws up ALL down your back (twice) ...and it takes one person to take the baby and another to clean up the mess since the smell and of it makes you gag. BLEH! :P I love my nephews and niece, but two of the five find it funny to throw up all down my back...ah man! haha it was gross! I lived through it and one day i will deal wth it, but i don't have to right now. And it is a good feeling. :)